BELLE AND SEBASTIAN SPLIT UP, WELL SORT OF... Yesterday I had a disaster. I was standing in the tea point with a tea bag in one hand and rinsing my Belle and Sebastian mug under the tap with the other, when the mug became strangely slippery and flew out of my hand, smashing into a million pieces on the floor. I stood there for a while, looking glumly at my teabag, as the tinkling of the china pieces echoed and trickled away. The most depressing thing was that the only thing that could possibly have consoled me at that point was a nice, warm cuppa, and that was the one thing that I couldnt possibly have. People were kind, though, and offered me their own mugs as I walked glum faced down the corridor, but it just wouldnt have been the same. Each triangle of china had lodged somewhere in my heart. REPORTING BACK Last Saturday, myself and Annie had a Sinister Picnic in Cardiff. It was great. Annie, you were perfect company. The picnic went strangely according to plan, ending up with us eating a sandwich on a bench at Roath Park, overlooking the boating lake. We visited an awful lot of places and spent a lot of time talking about YOU and THEM. In the evening we went to a disco, and danced to le pastie de la bourgeoisie. I was exhausted. Theres too much to tell from Saturday, really, so instead Im going to tell you a little story about what happened at the bus stop on Sunday morning... The hairy muscled driver of the 8A had to arc round a parked car as it approached the bus stop. This may have been the reason why he forgot to squeeze the brake and ended up crashing into our bus shelter. We were unscratched and the bus shelter was as green and shiny as usual, but the bus had a huge hole in it. I was quite surprised at the damaged inflicted on this brontosaurus of public transport by a tiny little shelter, but, looking at the edges of the rather astonishing hole that was left behind, it seemed that the bus was only made out of some sort of fibreglass. I began to suspect that it might not even be a real bus. I was the first to get on. "That must have scratched the paintwork," said the driver. "Scratched the paintwork?! Theres a BLUDDY GREAT HOLE IN YOUR BUS!" "Oh dear, he said, after taking a look. "The boss wont be too pleased about that." Then just drove away as if nothing had happened. Sitting at the back, Annie and I travelled past the old Gaiety Cinema. This is a beautiful old building with grand white turrets outside the front, but had been abandoned in recent years, the council preferring to let the Panjabi Hit Squad and the Pay As U Go Cartel wallpaper the outside, rather than give it a proper lick of paint. However, the talk of the town, or to be more accurate, the talk of my kitchen recently has been that a mysterious, shadowy individual has bought the old Gaiety and has been slowly restoring it to its former glory. No one could work out what it was going to be. A cinema? A nightclub? A knocking shop? And then, only last week, I found out. TEN PIN BOWLING! HURRAH! I cant wait! Ive been buffing my balls already, in sweaty expectation. BUT DID THE SPANNER HAVE TO BE THAT LONG?? Thank you Miss Honey for fixing the Archives. I didnt believe you when you turned up in the middle of the night with your "very special tool", but it seems to have done the trick. AND, OVER ON ITV... I was trying to bite my lip, but... The Dirty Vicar: << It will be cool, much cooler than anything this list has done in my time on it.>> A little below the belt, maybe, but I think the last part of that sentence may have a point. Its been ages since we really did something massive. But also, we have picnics so often they arent much of an event any more. Annie and I couldnt understand why theres so much hostility between Bowlie and here. Lots of us are in both places anyway. Obviously there are certain historical reasons for some of us not liking Bowlie, and certain personalities we wish to avoid, but you know, I dont think its a big deal for most of us. For me, I just stick around here cos I like to write in proper paragraphs, and sentences, but thats no reason to steal Bowlies pencil case while theyre at PE. DV also said: << Smash Imperialism>> Yeah, but hands off my new mug, alright? Robin x _________________________________________________________________ Get a speedy connection with MSN Broadband. Join now! http://resourcecenter.msn.com/access/plans/freeactivation.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. 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