Hello sinisterines, I tried to mail you yesterday but there is an evil elf who redirects all of my emails. Of course, he is a cyberelf- he doesn't exist in reality. Anyway, my name is Beth. I did join the list before christmas but then I had to go home where I don't have email. Ethan may remember me. I tried to pull him by offering him a kitkat. Bribery hey, it works every time. Well I am sitting here in the university computer room in my new homeboy pants. they are VERY baggy. Underneath them, I have a pair of old blue knickers which don't go with my sexy topshop bra at all. I don't own a 'set' of underwear. What does this say about my character? I am impressed all the humorous posts that I have read since I got back from being in posh isolation (wa-hey!), especially by archel. Will you be my friend? Anyway, if anyone is interested, I got a guitar for christmas. It is a lovely shade of green and everyone who has met it is impressed. I bought it from a magical guitar land in Wigan which is populated only by teenage chinese girls. At the moment I know A, E and D chords. D is my favorite as it is very happy. Anybody want to suggest their favourite chords? (Just ignore me, I'll probabley go away). On the subject of books (yes I know you've finished talking about that but i am a bit behind), I would like to recommend Douglas Coupland. If anyone else has already mentioned him, well done, he rocks. Anyway, the room I am in looks a bit hazy, I think it may be on fire so I am going to go now. Actually, it may just be that the thin air in here is making me go mad. Love from Beth XXXXX :) P.S I intend to completely overhaul my underwear drawer. Any suggestions gratefully accepted ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+