McRagtag wrote:
Peter, I'm sorry that I cruelly raised your hopes, I should have made it clear, it was only a number one. It was Tony Adams that did the other sort.
I stand corrected. I'm not particularly surprised that Eartha Kitt does wee-wees in taxis, that kind of thing could happen to anyone. I mean, you're out on the pish with your mates, the last bus has just gone, you have to get a taxi, there's no choice. But you were having so much fun in the pub that you forgot to go to the lavvy. The only plausible solution is to do it in your trousers, thus leaving a wee wee-wee puddle in the back of the taxi. Otherwise you could do it in that little door handle guard thing made of clear palstic. Unless you're a girl, because they do wee-wees out of their bottoms. Apparently.
....why are you all looking at me
funny?
Because your flies are undone. I had another dream with you in it last night. It was a football match, with big rough Chelsea hooligans. I say, I do like John Gregory, don't you? 10 English players - mad impetuous fool! Still, you can't argue with that kind of lead. I think it's all over bar the shouting, basically. B&S content: I saw a wovewy wickle wobin wedbweast and it was wovewy and all singing and nice! More B&S content: I listened to that French radio session and thought it was smashing. I don't think Bernard Bressloire is a c*nt at all, Funkyseb. However, I have decided to let you off because if you hadn't pointed out the subtle difference between LW and MW I wouldn't have heard it at all, so thanks very much, my funky little friend. As it happens, I heard it in glorious FM in the end. So ner. Mr Murdoch sounded really nervous at first, which is nice, but soon got into the swing of avoiding any songs off the album they were supposed to be promoting, which is also nice. The highlight for me was "poopy de poo, poopy de pomme" , which was delivered at a hurtling breakneck gallopy pace with loony synth and monster munch drums. I do believe Ms Campbell shouted a bit near the end, which is nice. We'll make a Poly Styrene of her yet. It's a shame there wasn't time for the last song, if the infamous instrument changes had been a bit slicker it would have been all right. The crowd were well into it, was that natural or was there someone holding up instructions like "CHEER NOW!" to help create that Beatlemania vibe? All in all, a very pleasant bit of radio entertainment, which is nice. Miss Erin wrote: Peter Peter Pumpkin-eater, I hope this letter was interesting enough for you (fnar fnar). Someone has to be the pragmatist when Honey's not around. I'm afraid this was the only bit I read properly, I just skimmed the rest. No offense intended to anyone, there just isn't time to read everything. I'm a working man, you know. Or I will be when I stop spouting shite like this. I can't possibly keep up with all the messages. Sorry. I'm sure it was very interesting though. I'm sure they all are. Keith, you weren't in my dream last night, probably because you NEVER EVER write to us anymore. Tall Stu, you should have given your ticket to that girl. The fact that you didn't suggests that you don't really love her with all your heart. If she were to accept your kind offer, you would know that she was evil, and you could just snatch it out of her hands and go anyway. Result - you get to see the concert and find out whether she's a smasher or not at the same time. Sarah, I know not what you seek Mari Trini-wise, but shall send out a search party immediately. I wouldn't get over excited about Spanish music in general though. But I do know "bailamos el bimbo, que está causando sensación". I've got it. My favourite Spanish group is, damn, I've forgotten what they're called...I can sort you out with Reggae for Lovers too, and Kent Northern Soul compilations that everyone loves. Just say the word. Can I go now? Peter +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+