Hello Following on the recent thread on the until recently quite taboo subject of masturbation, I thought i'd share this with you. At the picnic on Saturday during the football, i fell over and spained my wrist. I'm not the most balanced and coordinated at the best of times, and after my fair share of vodka, i lose even that. In order to try to stop the bloody thing hurting I bandaged it up (alright, my mum bandaged it up), and when you have a bandaged wrist, there is only one joke people make about it. I have currently suffered about thirty jokes about my supposed over excitement over the weekend in the first three hours of work. As you can tell, I work with some terribly witty people. Ah, what am I talking about, I would have been making the exact same jokes had someone else been in my position. Hello to everyone I saw on Saturday, and sorry for being such a drunken miserable git, but twas one of those days I'm afraid. take care everyone and i'll see some of you tonight at the Hefner gig I suppose. cheerio matt xx PS Who won the football in the end by the way? ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+