magnetic megan spat:
then brad made an attempt at the written language...
do i detect a hint of jealousy?
billy is the sweetest little kitten of a charming boy ever.
well, he sure had some awfully bad things to say about your personal hygiene.
and as chris leonard so helpfully pointed out, brad is a lion waiting to devour and maim. who do you believe?
well, i've already had a little talk with chris about that and he sent me the following note that he said would be alright to share with everyone. _________________________________ brad, i have wronged you so. you see, it's all on account of my unfortunate upbringing whereas i didn't own a pair of underwear until i was 24, and, as one could expect, i'm chafed for life. imagine walking around in a wet bathing suit for a year straight, and you'll get only the slightest idea of the hell i'm in. so please understand that the pain becomes unbearable at times and i tend to lash out at those around me. please accept my apologies. i'm sure you're a cute and cuddly gerbil, and not the vicious lion i made you out to be. (p.s. you're my list crush). oh, and i don't know if you know who megan is, but she has poor personal hygiene....just ask billy. kisses, chrissy-poo ____________________________________________ so, poo! to you megan. setting the record straight, brad +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+