Can Vanilla Flavid Davoured really never have heard T-Rex? Hewitt Minor, go and lock yourself in a cupboard with "I'm A Cuckoo" on repeate until the spirit of Phil Lynott apparates in front of you and sets fire to your bum. "You Don't Send Me" is next on my list of disappointments. It's got an irritating melody. "Roy Walker" is taking his revenge on me by BEING IN MY BLOODY HEAD ALL THE BLOODY TIME and, like the old steering wheel down the pants, it's driving me nuts. And "Stay Loose" is now reminding me of Dexy's. Fair? You decide. So, Sinister, I was wondering. Which TV game show should I go on? It seems churlish not to make the most of one of the few qualities I have, namely the ability to get fist-pumpingly het up whenever I get a tricky general knowledge question right. I practically moonwalked when I identified the Corrs' "Talk on Cor(r)ners" album sleeve the other day. Even on Mastermind I got 13 (thirteen) of the general knowledge questions right in one round. And I even feel the need to boast about it? So give me your suggestions, especially if you're serious and/or know the producer of any of said quiz shows who'd have me. "Russian Roulette" with the David Blaine it's okay to like, Derren Brown, was on telly last night. It was a good programme! And not all portentous and wanky like some other illusionists I could mention. As for Mr Blaine, he must have some severe problem with flatulence as he looks as chubby as when he went in his little box. Talking of flatulence, that's a potential problem. I find my wind plays up no end when I start digesting my own internal organs. Finally, and most importantly, who here knows how to set up a decent online petition? Because I want Stuart Lee "Mad Dog" Murdoch to motherfuckin' KNOW that tha kidz want to hear a re-worked version of Rhoda more than anything, ever. Work with me on this, yo. Miss Laura Llew, please forgive me. Mark xxx ________________________________________________________________________ Want to chat instantly with your online friends? Get the FREE Yahoo! Messenger http://mail.messenger.yahoo.co.uk +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+