Sinister: Flumps and marbles

I almost chocked to death whilst watchiing the flumps once. I remember lying with my back on the sofa and my legs in the air holding a marble between my my big toe and the one next to it when it slipped out as I laughed at one of the flumps fumping about and landed striaght into my mouth. I then remember starting to choking as the marble restricted the air into my tiny untarred lungs. I then remeber my Dad panicing and patting my back reall hard until I spat it out. Curse those evil flumps. They look like the sort of things nightmares are made of. Huw 'I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it and I don't know why I'll do it again' -Bart Simpson.