Dudes! Listen to the lyrics! THIS SONG IS ABOUT CONDOMS INNIT!! Slow Graffiti (Lyrics) There's a portrait In a back room, Which I keep for days upon, which I relent And gaze for hours on the muscle skin and bone of some Imaginary friend. (i.e. At the back of the condom packet, there is an erotic picture of two people making out. Gazing upon the muscle, er skin, and er..bone, turns adolescent stuart on, as he imagines making out 4reelz) So how about it? Show me please how I will look in twenty years And let me please, Interpret history in every line and scar that's painted There in front of me. (i.e. Looking at the pictures of the muscular copulating couple, sturan looks at his slightly wrinkly mini-sturan and wonders what it will look like in 20 years, whether it'd be more or less wrinkly than it is now) It doesn't matter what I'm thinking What I tell myself to do I'll end up calling. (i.e. now aroused, Sturan phones up 0891-HOT-CHIX) I stay in to defrost the fridge Now the kid has gone to bed A feeling of dread. (i.e. but the weather's too cold, and mini-sturan turns to ultra-mini-sturan...) At least when she's around the troubles there, It's worse to wake up with her falling round the room. (...and the live webcam website didn't help to wake up mini-struan) Listen Johnny; you're like a mother To the girl you've fallen for, And you're still falling. Listen Johnny; You're like a mother to the girl you've fallen for, And you're still falling, (i.e. Stuart admires the way condoms protect girls against the dirty rain, like the way a mother hen protects her chicks) And if they come tonight You'll roll up tight and take whatever's coming to you next. (self explanatory) Ken p.s. i actually posted this this morning before david hewitt but it didn't fucking get through, now it looks like i've just copied him! ah well! _________________________________________________________________ It's fast, it's easy and it's free. Get MSN Messenger today! http://www.msn.co.uk/messenger +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+