well (looking around all scared like) ok...i am back for just a while. some of you will be pleased to know that i have recently entered therapy. Tourettes Anonymous, during the first meeting, has managed to work wonders...I haven't muttered a bad word in almost 27 hours... TA, as us insiders like to call it, is showing me how to curb the desire to just randomly blurt (and type) bad words through knitting. Thats right...we knit! I have only been to one meeting, but my sponsor thinks I am making remarkable progress. If I can just keep up the good work...I will soon learn to live a healthy life...and with all my knitting, a potentially lucrative one as well. I plan to sell my gloves and scarves on the road. I wasn't sure what was more offensive. The cursing or the flame. Incidentally, I enrolled myself in a few anger management courses as well. I have only been to one, but again, i am already a better person. While just yesterday...a person looked at me funny and my initial response was to go to their knees with a bat, but i controlled it. i controlled it...and instead of hitting them (while cursing them too) i walked up and planted a big, fat, wet, kiss right on their cheek. my group encourages that. we call it KATA (kiss away the anger) we spent our last meeting just kissing the whole time. it was wonderful. and when i say group...well, there is only me and this one guy in it so far...but with major multimedia...and we are prepared to spend a few marketing dollars...we are gonna be huge. HUGE! I tell you. the TA and KATA have advised me that I must apologize to all of the people that I have done wrong (you know who you are.) What can I say...girl done wrong again, but girl is sorry, and girl sought therapy, girl wants to keep ranting on cause girl really should seek therapy, but girl figures sinister list is considerably less expensive. girl hopes other girls and boys don't mind...but if they do, girl promises to take it up in private and not act like the moody girl that girl really is. Oh yeah...anyone want to join KATA? we have a introductory membership fee...and welcoming packet for the low, low price of 19.95. However, TA is free. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+