OOOhh my goodness people like that ... I was actually out for a drink this morning with my mate and as soon as the waiter left our table m,y mate turned to me and told me he thought the waiter was gay didn't I agree .... I never know what to say to these things really ... but then again words won't change a thing most of the time ... Hmmmn, last night, as above, Natalie attempted to persuade me
A little ink polaroid taken on the way here: This is me standing sheepishly next to an old ruin in the middle of town with my palm being read by a gypsy girl who just sold me a sprig of heather. She's got a glasss crystal thing in my hand and is telling me a lot of things that are patently obvious - I'm afraid of what people think (the way I'm hiding in a corner and avoiding her eye) and that I'm (hands covered in calouses and general look of having been up all night writing) a 'creative' person... Actually, you can tell from the picture that I'm unaware of the ridiculousness of the situation because I clearly have a huge crush on her and am about to hand her more money than I can afford. I was conned alright... At least she didn't call me 'Madam' like 2 big issue vendors on the same route... Well at least I've learned my lesson now and I will try to avoid her gaze (*sigh*) in future... "Tell us about your life..." - Ok, I'll tell you about last night. We sat and drank at extortionate prices in the Union bar - That would be me, one of my bands '$tolen Grand' and a boy from my halls who is the spitting image of Alanis Morrisette (You have to see it to believe it). We talked about music, matches, nail varnish, the session they'd just had in the studio, but mostly how we all were in love with the barmaid who looks like Shirley Manson. On the way out Dan called her Shirley and she turned to the other barmaid and said 'Why did he call me Shirley?' We went back to Natalie (bass)'s flat and drank her alcopops and felt smug when we saw that she posessed a 'Savage Garden' CD. Then there was a fire alarm and we had to vacate the building. Natalie dropped lots of hints so we left her and a now almost comatose Dan alone in her room... She hasn't got a chance though, what with dan's 'unfailing loyalty' and all that... I'm sure that would have been better as a few ink polariods itself but I'm afraid I really couldn't be bothered.... talking of which, the ink polaroid site on jeepster hasn't been updated since it was put up and we've had some good ones since then. What's going on, people? Where are they now (people who haven't posted recently): Fluffy Sarah, Honey Paul, Philippe? Hey, only asking. Nick Dastoor claims falsely that he's never had a nickname. Nick, we all know that it's Nick Dastardly. I'd like to have a list hug but I'm not going to because I can't bring myself to touch brad. He smells of sweat and blood. Vanessa said: that I'm bisexual. She insisted that I fancied Jarvis Cocker. I don't think so though... It's pretty rare for me to get an attachment to a man in that way... although I don't see how you're not going to get slightly interested by listening to 'Sheffield: Sex City' well,.... I've joined jesicaxo's Twee Socks club like a good boy... Well, I've tried to at least. That yahoo thing is so bloody minded and beauraeucratic...! I'll try again now, but as yet I havent been able to actually log on. That's enough for now. I'm going to make a little sign for my door that says 'WeeJay lives here.' I was going to try and get a better picture of myself up, but I cant be arsed... it's a lot of bother. if anyone wants to see it I'll put it up but you probably don't. *Yawn* WeeJay xxxxxxxxxxxxx In my pockets: Cardfile, loose change, keys, bottle opener, gold nail varnish, emery boards, diary, disks, pen, note of unsmutty content. James@twopounds.u-net.com "I know there's a lot of bass players in the audience tonight, I know living amongst the constructions that the people in power have built doesn't feel so right" mAKE UP - "We Can't Be Contained" http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/cabaret/5523/ (Which will no longer crash your computer. Hopefully.) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+