Hey Sinisteroonies, Idles mentioned that she had bought a bottle of Tiger Milk. I'm sorry to do this to you all but despite the classy name, Tigermilk is, in the immortal words of my sister "Minging". It's cheap and sweet. Or perhaps you bunch of alcoholics (no malice intended!) like that. They sell it at my local pub that I work at occasionally. It brings no end of mirth to the battalion of B&S fans that have sprung up from nowhere in my village. It does come in a big fuck off bottle tho, so it is perfick for picnics and such like. Someone actually paid money for my talent in the auction. I can't believe it. I don't think I would have paid money for my talent, which basically involves sticking sequins on other things with glue. I AM really good at sticking sequins on other things with glue, so perhaps their bid was not so misplaced after all. Some questioned the realness of JenOWL. I have to say, you do kinda get the feeling that she is the wonderful creation of some very gifted writer pretending to be a young scottish girl. No JenOWL, I do believe you are 100% real. I wouldn't want to start insulting people on one of the very few trips out of lurkerdom that I make. Perhaps you should write a book, 'JenOWL and the hard kids', in which you would end up triumphant and all the hard kids would be working in a factory that they could never ever get out of for ever more. I would totally buy it. You could do illustrations as well. That'd show 'em. Little bastards. I have suddenly developed a big crush on Eminem. I know it's wrong, but I don't know how to cure it. Can anyone help me? Is it terminal? Oh god. I want to wrap him in a duvet and feed him soop. I don't know what's wrong with me. I just love his little scowling face. Anywho, see you soon you bunch of unbelievably attractive (and REALLY REAL) kids. Love beth xxx P.S. Hey LJ ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+