John Stuart wrote:.

On another subject, did everybody here that Mark & Lard are being kicked
off the Breakfast Show and will now take over the 2 til 4 in the afternoon
slot. To put salt in the wound, they are being replaced by Kevin Greening
and Zoe Ball. A travesty, I think you'll agree.
John

   Whatever happened to Johnny Ball?    Lardy and Wotsit will probably be glad of a lie-in in the mornings.
    Bring back Noel Edmonds and Jimmy Saville!
    Especially Jimmy Saville!
    Devotees of the World Service can still thrill to the wit and wisdom of Dave Lee Travis...

Peter