Whatever happens to all those stars of Australian soap operas who release one record which does piss-all in the top 40 hit parade and then disappear back to relative obscurity. Where are you now Stefan Dennis? Gayle & Gillian? Craig McLachlan and Check-1-2. And what happened to Bronwyn? I thought she was lovely. And how come when Kerry got shot dead trying to save ducks she didn't actually bleed. And why am I more likely to belch after drinking diet soft drinks than I am after drinking their '10 teaspoons of sugar in every glass' counterparts. Is it the phenylalanine? And is it the excessive belching that's supposed to cause cancer? And why would a woodchuck want to chuck wood in the first place? It's been a slow morning. I've just handled a cheque for £503,819. I'm now going to change my name to 'Inland Revenue', open a bank account, then disappear for a wee while. See you in Rio, P!O!P!chums! Rod. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For unsubscribing, list rules, Tigermilk and sessions tapes, . please see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . *** B&S new LP worldwide release 7th September, tour news etc. at *** . *** http://www.majordomo.net/sinister/news.html *** . Coinini athasach ata muid - ag canuint amhrain na . coinini - nach bhfuilimid? -----------------------------------------------------------------------