IN THE FACE Steven Trousers - it's all your fault for reducing Sinister to a parade of tabloid soundbites. Shame on you, man! Though apologies for the wet patch all over your sofa... We never had sex education at my school. Obviously being well-brought-up, overprivileged young men (no girls, no sirree) they thought we could figure it our for ourselves. Erm...fortunately the interest of the 12-year-old male in the pages near the back of the biology text book (and they were always at the back, like they hoped they wouldn't get to them or something) led to a semblance of knowledge which has stood me in fumbling, mediocre stead ever since. One disturbing thing from top international celebrity Stuart Gardiner's post is the thought of NO FOOTBALL at tomorrow's picnic. Ignore him, everyone knows the footie's the best bit. Especially since Miss Vicky is now out of plaster, and out for revenge (which could come in handy should Ally Cook starting coming over all David Batty *again*)... God, I have nothing to say! Makes a change, Markx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+