Good greetings to you all.... Homer Moments: The witness protection thing.... The WPP guy, after about four hours of trying says to Homer 'When I say "How do you do, Mr Thompson" and press on your foot, you nod, OK?' Homer says OK. The guy does it, Homer looks blank then turns to the other WPP guy and says 'I think he's talking to you...' An episode where Bart is skipping school and Homer is skipping work, both are approaching each other from the other end of the street. Home hides, puts a comb under his nose and strolls past, entoning 'How do you do sir?' in a very high-pitched voice.... Last one: When Homer is looking at a family pic, Bart is holding a speech bubble under Homer, saying I am fat (or something I can't quite remember) and Homer says; 'I don't remember saying that!' I collapsed in laughter. That's the appeal of the Simpsons, the humour goes from subtle to laugh-till-you-burst... pure genius. Non-Homer Moment: The Thompsons episode, where Sideshow Bob is caught by Chief Wiggum and his men. Wiggum, dressed in a pink dressing-gown says; 'It's a good thing you stopped outside this brothel.' My B&S content: I think that Isobell has the sweetset voice I have ever heard. It's the sort of voice that makes you wish you were wearing very loose trousers :) Isobell, if you're reading this... marry me! To all other sinisterines, an appeal for help... Did anyone happen to tape the Tibet concert with Thom Yorke / Johnny Greenwood? If so, please could you send me a copy? Eternal thanks to anyone who can, and I'll see what I can offer in return. As any other amateur writers/poets know, sometimes you reach a a standstill and need something to inspire you. I am looking for something to inspire me, a comment, a picture, a sound, anything. Get cracking, the winner gets a poem written about them. Cheerio... -- Jason Andreas -- The Romantic Scotsman -- -- The original owner of a broken heart -- { jasonandreas@breathemail.net } -- contact me ... oh yes! -- -- Spammers WILL be shot... -- +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+