Sepultura style, guturally. He didn't care about the melody at all, and cared a few about metrics: he just wanted to prove to everyone around
Hewwo, How's tricks everyone? I am in receipt of the heavenly album Le Jardin De Heavenly. It's perfect. Watch me become obsessed with Amelia Fletcher. Speaking of obsessions and names that sound a bit like each other: Amelie. I beed sad and joined the mailing list even though it's in French and I don't really speak French. I did it in standard grade though. But you can get a one in standard grade french without being able to speak it at all. Me and the Lieutenant have a long running debate about whether france is part of britain. My side of the argument is that it is, and that the english channel is just a little stream, and you can walk over it and little kids skim stones over it. And to support these claims i have been drawn into a web of deceit and corruption. Because now I invented the european union and i own europe and there are only 200 people in japan because it's actually a village and if more than 200 people go into it at any one time then it will blow up so they all went to edinburgh instead. Except for a couple, they went to ireland. I'm glad i don't share a flat with anyone. Once, when I was younger, I had this grate idea for breeding dwarves. I know two dwarves and they're male and female, and I thought wouldn't it be swell if they mated, because their babies would be like thumbalina except really strong and with bigger heads. Because the dwarves I know can lift really heavy stuff that normal people can't. But I gave up on that plan a long time ago. I'm not sure if it's politically correct. I did a talk on political correctness for school. It was more why you should see the funny side in tragedies and things because it's healthy or something. Basically I quoted a lot of stuff from the Viz and everyone laughed except the posse. Does anyone remember Tv Offal? With the gay daleks? Roberto said: When the show started, a guy on the left start yellin' the lyrics in that,
although he had a terrible lack of musical talent, had spent about 20 hours a day in front of the stereo, so he could memorize every single line of every single song.
I hate it when people have fun too. We should all sit about drinking cappuccinos writing bad poetry and savouring the philosophical message of the lyrics and pretending to be shy. And for good measure we could grow a beard and wear a beret and look down on good old fashioned P!O!P! like s club seven. And get drunk, except when we get drunk we're only allowed to moan about some indie girl who doesn't requite our love, or how no one understands us because we act like prats and be pretentious and how we live in a bedsit with an artist who expresses his feelings through stick people. Oh and completely neglect the fact that the best smiths songs were the poppy ones. And use the world "gutturally" (ps it's got two t's). And generally be art fags. Sorry, that turned into a rant. I wasn't trying to be mean, I just hate it when people dissaprove. Hugs, Jen +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+