My friend Mr Rusty from Dougal and the Blue Cat was really impressed by the body parts page, especially the legs picture with the high heels. His eyebrows started going up and down like the clappers and his moustache started spinning round while he coughed and spluttered something about "in my mouth" and "golden shower", waving his arms up and down like a maniac. He now wants to send in a photgraphic series showing his stop-action erection process, but he hasn't got a scanner. Or a dinkle. I don't mean to be a killjoy, but they're all very Belle and Sebastian body parts, aren't they? Can't someone send in a picture of their massive jugs and saggy-jowelled arse? Speaking of which, I'm not against millennium celebrations because I'm a pathetic pedant, I'm against them because I'm a blody miserable killjoy. Just to prove it, millennium means "the thousand-year reign of Christ and his saints on earth before the end of time". Which changes everything. If Will Smith can release an album called "Willennium", why hasn't Lenny Kravitz released one called "Mi-Lenny-um"? Has anyone mentioned the Richie Coalbum interview on Amazon's website? It adds little or nothing to our knowledge of B&S. The good news is that Richie hasn't written any songs. The bad news is that everyone else has. The other good news is that Amazon are using the interview to sell Steps and Billie records, by means of surreptitiously linked links. I'm relieved to hear that you can only vote once on the Internet though. Many hundreds of years ago, a certain little lady walked by and asked for the address of the "Scottish Guardian" so that she could send Stuart Murdoch her problems. She meant the Glasgow University Guardian, which has an out of date website: http://www.src.gla.ac.uk/publications/guardian/default.html and an e-mail address: guardian@src.gla.ac.uk I'm sure they'll point you in the right direction if you want to send your problems for Murdoch's perusal. There's nothing of interest on the website unless you're the kind of person who takes pleasure from reading about students getting beaten up. Peter +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+