Okay, okay. So I said my last post would be, well, my last post. I lied. This is. Probably. Lisa spurred me to drag my backside out of semi-retirement before a change of job to comment on the use or non-use of B&S in the bedroom. She said:
belle and sebastian b/w the sheets...? too coy to be sexy. its like isabell "dyking it out" or stuart getting into a good hour of skin slapping bondage...like santa fucking the shit out of mre.clause all fluched and jolly (ho ho) in winderwonderland while the elves with their painted grins whistle while they work and rudolph shines his light so bright... that image right there is about as appealing as b&s blaring b/w divine announcments of "oh!...gooooooood!"(stood up with a sailor friend and made it known)"i'm!...i'm gonna...!" and then it gets all furious and the neighbors start to bang on the wall and (upon my sisters wedding day...) its paisley wallpaper and a striped sofa...like orange and purple...baileys and lime juice...just don't mix well...some things aren't meant to be and i'm keeping my belle and sebastian albums out of the bedroom.
Agreed. You're right, you know. 100%. No inaccuracies, no grey areas, no wrongness. But, although you're displaying your ration of passion, I feel there is possibly a scarcity in the oftness of your softness. For which, after all, Belle and Sebastian can be an absolute Godsend. I'm talking after-the-fact tenderness, the last act in the trio of vidi, veni, huggi - I saw, I came, I warmly cuddled. The two of you, curtains drawn, lights off, bodies spooned together, skin caressing skin. The yellow leds softly illuminate the room, second replacing second by light replacing light. You both listen, transfixed, voluntarily motionless - you like where you are, you *love* what you hear; a programmed selection of Stuart's softer moments. There's a mate I have that occasionally hosts our usual thursday night of cd ping-pong. I've chosen various tracks from Tigermilk during evenings round his. I've now learnt not to bother asking him where the cd is when I pick up the case and it's empty. Instead, I remember, without thinking, the first time I did. "It's in my bedroom". Try it. For once you may just prove me right. lol p xx. -- -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- "To see a World in a Grain of Sand And a Heaven in a Wild Flower Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand And Eternity in an hour" "Auguries of Innocence" - William Blake Pete Ramsdale - Unix Systems Administration, UBS Warburg. Phone: 020 7568 3836 -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- Visit our website at http://www.ubswarburg.com This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message which arise as a result of e-mail transmission. If verification is required please request a hard-copy version. This message is provided for informational purposes and should not be construed as a solicitation or offer to buy or sell any securities or related financial instruments. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+