When I went on holiday in Newquay last year they were playing Professional Widow in the clubs all the time. My mate Bert somehow got it into his head that the lyrics were "I've got a big dick" instead of "It's got to be big" or whatever it really is. He used to walk round the campsite singing this and once We went on holiday to Newquay last year and they were playing Professional Widow in all the clubs. My mate got it into his head that the lyrics were "I've got a big dick" instead of "we gotta be big" or whatever it is. He would walk around the campsite singing this to himself, and once I walked into the main toilet block and could hear, coming from one of the cubicles, the sweet dulcit tones of Bert singing "I've got a big dick". The toilets were cleared in seconds. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+