hi I tried smoking, I really did. I got packets of rough unfiltered ones and chained for days on end. I moved onto cigars, even, but to no avail: I can't get hooked. I did get rather addicted to the look of dangling a Camel from the corner of my mouth whilst holding a snooker cue though, but it was temporary. I have been seen lonesome behind a fug of smoke so caustic that people crept back into the corners. That or muttering politically correct stuff. My poisons and addictions and life threatening wanderings are not, however, in the realm of smoke. As I said, I did try... someone called banchory was on #sinister saying T-Shirts are about to become VAT something. I think the upshot is that they will soon be 17.5% more expensive... so hurry if you don't have one yet. It's Burns Day today. He's a poet from Scotland, albeit a dead one. now this a bit like compilation tapes: you send someone someone else's song, which I always can't quite take, because what I would say to someone I have feelings about are what I would say from my own heart. take this (Burns) THE CARES O LOVE HE The cares o Love are sweeter far Than onie other pleasure; And if sae dear its sorrows are, Enjoyment, what a treasure! SHE I fear to try, I dare na try A passion sae ensnaring; For light's her heart and blythe's her sang That for nae man is caring. That's not really true, is it? In his defence I quote a bad, brief poem by the man. Help, give a melancholic half an hour and he gets to slagging of his favourite poet. Sorry, Rabbie. Now to tread a line. To be short, because irrelevant, or to lengthen, so as to explain? (at this point saves as a draft) shall I, shalln't I /me always rather liked to dive into swimming pools Gordon +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+