Hello strumpets ************************************************************************** My three housemates were doing the Billie dance really well (I can't at all so I did some Jarvis-esque hip-twisting and sky-pointing in the corner instead). By the time B&S were on I was so out of breath all I could do was finger click like Isobelle and shout "SUNSHINE !!!" at the appropriate bits. ************************************************************************* The other night we stole a trolley from a 24-hour Tesco's. This might not sound very impressive, but Tesco's is a long way from where we live, and we had to cut through a race-course full of angry horses trying to sleep. The tomatoes turned to mush from all the rattling about. We're going to put some charcoal in it and use it as a mobile barbecue. ************************************************************************** Alan wrote some stuff which I think you should all be made to read again:
"happiness is an overdose of endorphins that you are temporarily powerless to control",
pressing little gauze pads against a slashed and severed sky to try and stop the rain
************************************************************************* The "Hefner Heart" has wound its way to me from Spain (I thought it was never coming). Last night my housemate: 1. Branded 'Karen' (its most divine track) "CLOWN MUSIC", and 2. Got chip grease on its cardboard cover. ****************************************************************************** This is a very fragmented email. ****************************************************************************** Lots of love Caroline xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+