Hello dears! Today I woke up and decided it would be a sauce day. I promptly stripped out of my pjs and rolled off my bed onto the floor, where I proceeded to cover every inch of my naked body with Ragu. Why, you may ask? Because I am a saucy boy! So, covered with sauce I wandered outside. The neighbors looked at me, and I smiled. I said 'hello!' They said 'hello Sauce Boy,' but in honor of Friend Bear I asked them to turn it around and call me Boy Sauce instead. Well, after a cigarette I decided it was time for a jog. I rambled down the street with the neighbors yelling "Look! There's Boy Sauce running down the street!" behind me. I returned home all sweaty and saucy. I took a shower and put on my favorite cardigan and kilt, all the while singing "I Had the Time of My Life." After an hour or so of singing I got a bit bored. I went to the mall and threw rocks at young boys and their mothers. Why? Because I am MEAN. Grr! I hit one little boy rather hard in the elbow and his mother got quite irritated. She started chasing me. I ducked into the bathroom. Here is where B&S come into play. I needed a disguise so that Angry Mom wouldn't recognize me upon my exit. The problem was all I had was a rather small Bus shirt that I had just purchased at Sam Goody. I wasted no time. The kilt and cardigan were tossed into the waste bin, as well as my undies (just in case she had got a glimpse while I was running). That left me with a fairly tight fitting B&S shirt that barely ran past my belly button, and nothing else. Well, I used to be in cub scouts, so I'm quite resourceful. I took the paperclip that i always keep in my wallet (cub scout, remember) and made a makeshift diaper with my B&S shirt. I strutted out of the restrooms proudly, laughing at the confused mother standing next to the door. Not recognizing me, she complimented my hips. I have sexy hips. Yes. So now you know how useful a B&S shirt can be. Love, Christiaan _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+