Hello,
I have long planned to steal bowling shoes, and here's how I was going to do it. I would go to the alley wearing my most decrepid footwear (but not my holey blue canvass pumps) casually swap them at the desk for a pair of smooth soled size tens<<
That's the way I would do it, some bowling alleys don't even take your shoe in, they just give you a pair on the goodwill that they trust you to return them. I can see why tho, I like bowling shoes, but a pair of shoes that have been worn by thousands of very sweaty people never really tempted me. Bowling balls are equally easy to steal really (you just need a bag), but they're equally as grim, I once found a bowling ball with chewing gum stuck inside the fingerhole yeeeerk. I got my graduation photos back the other day you'd think if your parents care about your graduation they'd tell you that your hat is wonky as the photos are taken, but no, so I look like a bit of an idiot (as opposed to a complete idiot?) Did they say that the peel session songs will never be released? I wonder what songs will they have on the new single.. I love my car? That new song (songs? are they the same song?) in Ipswich and Birmingham? I just realised that this is my fourth post in a week, can you tell that I have too much free time? I can, but don't feel bad if you couldn't, I've had more time to work it out. Bowling Shoes and Red Bulls Ken +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+