First off I'd like to say that I watched human traffic last night too... I was in a room with some friends and then that advert for Teachers came on and I exclaimed loadly "Wow, it's The Boy With The Arab Strab" and we met be looks of bemusement, confusion, and utter contempt... ho hum. I saw that girl today, the one with the pink hair. She was just leaving out student union and she kind of said "hello" and "You ok" in a very none-commital way. I tried to strike up a conversation and she said she had to go to put some flyers up for the college ellection, for her housemate. Later I was in my halls of residence and I saw her again, again I tried to strike up a conversation and she just kind of passed me a flyer and wondered off. I was a little upset. 4/1 girl/boys ratio on my campus and I can't get anyone vaguely cool (I get all the really dumb, desperate girls, or the 'I'm so cool' brigade, nothing in between)... oh well, maybe next time. I think I sacred this one by being drunk on Friday. Finally... where is this picnic? Can someone mail me. I REALLY want to go... but no-one wants me *shyly hides head on chest*, I'm just going to sit here and type till someone notices me. You will notice me won't you. Please? I'll hold up a sign. I'll dance around a fire. Hey I'll even strip naked for you. I'll do all three things at once while gargling with Dr Pepper and Ribena intermitantly... oh come on, my body isn't that repulsive and we all like Dr Pepper... *pleading look*. "We make computers... but we don't know how to operate computers" - 17 year old Manila factory worker The Happy Reaper +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+