Oh Oh Oh.....I just stalked Stuart Murdoch. And the only reason I recognised him from behind was 'cos he was wearing those lovely tartan velour trousers as seen on Lesley Jo's photo page. His arms of sex weren't on show; they were hidden 'neath a little blue jacket! And he had a full head of hair. I followed him into Fopp, and had loads of trouble pretending to look at CDs and check out his movements, and I definitely timed it wrong to buy a CD 'cos he walked out while I was at the counter. But he can't get away that easily...not with those trousers. On the way down Byres Road he looked over at the queue outside Greggs bakery in wonderment, or maybe he was reliving those grafitti days. (Maybe Greggs queuey people are being referred to in the first part of A Century of Fakers.) I wanted to ask him for an apple so I followed him to John Smith's, but he went inside and I couldn't do it. Aaah, I hang my head in shame. So I cheered myself up by booking myself a holiday in Amsterdam over New Year. They have loads of arms of sex over there.....and pictures of donkeys too. Byeeeee Sarah x ======================= Sarah Wheeler Room 106 West Medical Building University of Glasgow GLASGOW G12 8QQ 0141-339 8855 ext.2860 ======================= +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+