......not that i want one anyway! Tho i woulda been too tall (6'5") Hey to me Homies! GOOD NEWS Just wanted to tell you that Boom Boom Boom Boom by Vengaboys has hit the shores of the US of A - Joy of joys - prepare for a veritable feast of happy teens blasting it from their over-sized stereos with speakers that are so damaged by the loudness of the music that even make Mercury Rev and Flaming Lips actually sound IN TUNE (dont worry, those are two of my favourite bands)! MORE GOOD NEWS Following on from it is the delightful Billie and Honey 2 The B - THE future of British export - who will be guided across the oceans by her pouting lips and over-sized jaw - wonder if its a glass jaw? She's only 16 for gawds sake! Leave her alone America...and the rest of you as well! Dont buy her records and you wont hear from her until she's 30 and running outta money. FUCKER.....OH SORRY FUCCA Anyone fancy putting a fund together to keep "popular" regularly-charting artists out of the charts before they release any more useless pushnikatripe? <<----- Ive got no idea where that word just came from!---->> We give all up-coming boy/girl/boy+girl bands an sum of money depending on the annoyance created when listening to their songs (test subjects required) and the majority of the population wont even find out about their existance - Whos gonna argue with that idea? We can call it FUCCA - Fund for Up and Coming Crap Artists. YOU'RE A BUNCH OF BORING OLD CUNTS! YOU REALLY ARE! Im really surprised that my last email got any replies - thought it wouldnt even be read! You all must be more bored than me - well done y'all! BIZARRE SMELL Anyone been in the Tog 24 shop in the Trafford Centre? Weve just got 3 new jackets and my house has that strange spicey smell. Think its that stuff that they have little white packets of when you buy new shoes, not sure tho! BELLE AND SEBASTIAN (DISCOVER NEW) CONT(IN)ENT! Listening to Fox in the Snow on IYFS and i think it sounds like some old Pulp stuff - namely Little Girl With Blue Eyes (Countdown etc) and Lighthouse. Anyone agree/disagree/hold any opinion whatsoever? Thought not! LAUREN You are quite strange.....so i like you! <<Runs off to List-Crush Booth>> SURPRESSING THE URGE I'll try not to post for a day or so. I'd like to see more post by Erica, if only to laugh at the sender's address when she does post - Graham MacArthur - Hah! Mine's Graeme as well, although ive got a different surname as well - god only knows how! Keep the Jarvis-orientated mail up and i'll keep smiling at you! How old are you anyway? This email is getting too big so i better stop before i have my own daily digest to subscribe to - hey, theres an idea Honey - a "long email" list for the really bored peeps out there (students) and a "short email" list for peeps in a rush (peeps who arent students)! Chris_t_opher <owner of very big emails> "Why live in the world when you can live in your head?" - Jesus Christ...No...sorry! +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+