Hello everyone, Today is 11/1/1111 (actually it's 2002 but shh) and already the euphoria of the new year has died on me, reads, I have used up all my money and I'm ill and I'm at work on a sunny winter morning when I should be at home barbecuing, drunk and playing on a playstation 2 (if I had one). According to the news they have very recently done a survey and found that money can indeed buy happiness - uh DUH! I've been saying that for the past 5 years, just give me some money and I'll show you how to have a good time. It's always been like that for me tho, I come up with great ideas before its time and then later someone else come up with the same idea. Well my classmate copied my work at school once anyway. Talking of classmates, I went to this "friends united" website where you can find out about what your old classmates are up to now, and I found out that someone in my class is now earning a trillion pounds a year doing what I want to do and everything. I wanted to top myself but I refrained and just wrote to that website that I won the lottery and I'm now living on a lakeside estate, to make myself feel better. I felt really stupid yesterday too, I took a day off work due to sickness and during the day I picked up a guitar and wrote a really sad song - and for the rest of the day I've depressed myself with my own song stuck in my head - just what I needed when I was ill. So there's a health warning for you, don't write sad songs when you're ill. Another health warning is not to use office toilet paper to blow your nose when it's runny - you'd end up with 2944.4 cuts around your nose. michelle ruiz said:
Reindeers are nice though :)... and so are caffeinated drinks with chocolate (try it you will like it)<<
It's true - especially red bull and a floating chocolate icecream scoop. yumm. or of course a white chocolate mocha with strawberry syrup. mmm. chocolate floaters and red bulls Ken P.S.: Stuart Murdoch's car: so is he a boy racer then? Does he have twin exhaust pipes (with a hole drilled in for extra noise) and big fuckoff spoilers and air vents on the bonnet cover and a "go-faster" strip and under chassis neon lighting and a big KENWOOD sticker at the back window? Does he pump out "I love my car" through his KENWOOD speakers? or does he have a special DRUM n BASS version for his car? _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+