Foxes don't eat biscuits. They eat chickens. They rip their bastard heads off and spit feathers all over the tablecloth. Before the advent of Larry the Frog, Elenita99's best friend was a mobile phone with an endless stream of French loonies on the other end. Preston? I've heard the locals are a bit rough. I hope you're all being polite to these nice old ladies who man the ticket booths at provincial theatres. Don't forget, you are ambassadors for rock'n'roll. On the website, poor old Neil says stop writing to him asking when B&S are going to play in your town. I can sympathise - "When are you playing in Sidmouth? When are you playing in Sidmouth?" I'd like to go to the Royal Albert Hall. I'd like to go to Preston too. Beautiful Bournemouth. And all the other places. I'd like to do the whole tour. Has the tour got a name? The Guns'n'Roses tour is called "Chinese Democracy Starts Now" which suggests to me that they haven't really got over all their drug problems. Choo-Choo Charlie sounds like a particularly powerful strain of cocaine. Which reminds me, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG DAVE! I think it would be good if everyone met up before the Glasgow gigs in a pub, especially people who've come a long way. I understand there are some nice ones near the Barrowlands. Apparently there's a good one just opposite, really handy, called THE SARACEN'S HEAD. Why doesn't everyone meet up there? Sister Disco +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+