hi everyone, happy new years and things. i am really tired i got drunk at work today and it wore off. im not supposed to get drunk at work anymore, they said the next time i did it i was fired, but the hotel across from where i work has a real cool bartender who gives me all the free drinks i want so i cant help it. ugh i had a lousy new year. that holiday isnt made for me. we left on the 30th at 5am , hopped on the N-Judah(fake ass subway) which took us to the bus which took us to the train which took us to Las Vegas . I dont like Las Vegas and i got real drunk and decided i didnt want to be there anymore so i went to the bus station at 5am to catch a bus home. i was still wearing my Las Vegas mini-skirt attire from the night before and all the retarded hotel door people kept bothering me so i changed in the elevator. i must have really been in the bus mood cause i threw on my B&S bus "logo" t-shirt.(people must have thought i was like a bus riding jerk, like obsessive) since i hadn't slept in 24 hours and i was drunk i passed out in the bus station. i got hungry on the bus and in my backpack i found one of those shake protien drinks and i tried to drink it BUT i fell asleep mid-swig and ended up pouring the piece of shit all over my lap...then when i got up and sat back down, i sat in it ( did i mention it was chocolate?) so now it looks like i passed out and crapped on myself. for the next 10 hours( it took 15 on the bus) i sat there trying to figure out which smell matched which person. I also realized i left the keys to my house in the hotel in Las Vegas...oh but it gets wetter(better+worse). So i get home, cant get into my fricken apartment so i go to the Liquor store to ask the guy if i can borrow a chair to hoist up the dam fire escape and break in the window, i call a guy friend to do the deed cause i am too tired, guy comes over climbs up the escape and WHAT DO YA KNOW he climbs up and goes into the WRONG apartment, eventually though i did get in, i got my keys back 2 days later and i managed to party with friends til 6am. oh! i met a guy though, an older guy, i think an antique or something and he is taking me to london and ireland in february! first class and everything! so (with my luck) if you see a plane crash on the news mid-february , it was most likely mine :) at least i still have an ass colleen www.firetalk.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+