Has anyone reported back on the Brighton meet up yet? I don't think so*! Why not? I think it's because no one actually remembered what happened as they all got Absolutely Hammered!! So yes, arrived at Brighton station slightly tired and possibly hungover from a Track and Field event the night before, most people were already there but were kindly waiting for us at the station. It was nice to see everyone there, the world of sinister is once again very well represented with people from several different continents and countries. We paraded down the streets of Brighton towards the beach, stopping at nothing. Except for the off licence. It was a beautiful day for the middle of May, if a little windy. The sun was out on half the sky, the sinister boys slowly gather near the waves until the testostrones got too much and all their boyness exploded! into No not what you think but a game of football on a pebbled beach, which is just as messy but provided much entertainment to the girls and the classier boys who drink beer in a wine glass. Later on we went onto the pier for some FUN. Some went for a Grand Prix session on the "Superfast Go-Karts", some dirty Schumacher-esque driving techniques were observed. I think Stefano was the overall winner. I knew I was unfit, but I discovered just how unfit I was when an energetic game of DDR saw me puffing afterwards, so I went on a more appropriate game instead which was 18-wheeler driving! It was so much fun but I discovered that I was crap at that too as I jack-knived a lorry 20 times. It was all good practice for dodgems later on. Later in the evening we did a "changing rooms" type transformation to the furnitures of a pub, before going back to Archel's Playhouse for Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll. Oh yes. <memory fades here..> <..memory resumes> The next morning the house looked typical of a house that was the site for Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll, except for the lack of jism needles or charcoaled Fender Strats. I woke up very early in the morning, saw everyone still asleep, and so went back to bed again. I woke up again an hour later, everyone were still asleep, but they've all swapped places! Some went from the sofa to the floor, some from the toilet to the kitchen, some from 69 to 66, I thought it was a practical joke everyone were playing on me. Later on we went for some Gay Larding, which was tasty! Liz started laughing at me for being hungry. Ben committed suicide but heroically survived. After eating Gay Lard, we went to the beach to cover our faces in Brighton Sailor Froth, niice. Ben tried to commit suicide again in the waves but the lifeguard stopped him. Mark Sea for some reason stayed well away from the waves. That's more or less Brighton for you, there were loads of other exciting things that happened that weekend too but I'm keeping the rest to myself because I'm difficult like that. Ken * I say that but of course after writing all these I see Archel** sneaked in a lovely reporting back. ** who is the winner of the Best Host Award and Most Selfless Award Giver Award.. now everyone wins something _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+