PS don't worry this won't happen again
Hello. There are some things that shouldn't be posted to the list, like personal responses. So, let me do a personal response before I get started. Lauren! You WILL post again because you are wonderful and lovely and snow deprived. OK? Deal? Good. Now. Poor Chrissy has had no internet access for weeks. Why? Because the phone company is full of stupid, worthless fucks. We had static on our line. It took them about 10 minutes to fix. Well, after THREE WEEKS of waiting to start. And my oh my, the things I need to get off my chest. I finished the semester at school in princessly fashion by missing my history final. How do you top that? By missing the make up, of course! Which I did. There's more school stuff but if you care enough to know I've already told you so I'll get off that. People who are missing a gift from the exchange, I'm sorry, it's probably supposed to be from me. I couldn't get to my email for addresses so expect something totally ra(n)d(om) in the mail sooner or later. Probably later because I am dead broke at the moment, thanks to a wallet left in a friends car. Oops. Do you all remember Laura Llew? Do you remember why we love her? I do. I also remember why I (we) love Starry Sarah. She deserves your hearts and gifts, bastards. Give them up. I want to hear about New Years Eve with the sinister folk. Who's snogging who? Did Phil find any ***** *** **** to ****? (Note: the blanks aren't intended to be as dirty as you can make them.) I broke my long phone cord so i have to use my puter on the floor instead of in bed. And my bum hurts. Really bad. Oh, speaking of pain! Today I went to school to use the computers, and instead I had a kidney stone disaster! So I had to drive home with kidney stone pain which wasn't easy. I had to recline my seat to minimize nut-kicked feeling, and that meant that I couldn't see out the windows very well. Death cab for Christiaan. I made it home OK and ended up in the bathroom doing nasty things. I'm OK now. Oh, this happened earlier today. Watch as I don't structure my post at all. I've been finding people in bands I like go to my school. Or, rather, I'm starting to like bands because members go to my school. I want to be a groupie. It's not fair. When males want to be groupies they get attacked by security guards and accused of stalking. When females want to be groupies it's fine; they get sex with band members and that's that. How do I know this? Cross dressing. Speaking of. I have a lovely picture of myself in a tiara (courtesy of miss MEE) which I tried to scan tonight...but my scanner was broken! Son of a turtle! Hey, turtles. Like Tortoise, the band. I wonder if any members of Tortoise are on this list. HELLO, TORTOISE? ARE YOU OUT THERE? I WISH BAD THINGS UPON YOU BECAUSE YOUR MUSIC IS POO! [auntsadie] tortoise is nothing but a petrified half-mouthful of horn-beat snake bait. word. [auntGHD] ????????????? [auntGHD] TORTOISE IS NOTHING BUT A CLAPPER-CLAWED PETRIFICATION OF MILK-LIVERED BUG SPIT. Yeah, she knows whats up. I put a B&S track on a mix I made my sister for Christmas. Two, actually. I can't remember what they were, though. It was nice to come back to my mailbox to see that no one had emailed me. I love you all too. Except, I mean it. Hmph. xo Love, Majic Princess Christiaan Greetz: Ree-Face, Jewl-E, and P-Smoove bombin da scene in da U to da muddafuckin K Llewrawk representin east coast Hon-E and Star-E, bringin' up da princess trio of terror (or tulips, probably the latter) Everyone on the list, past, present, and future: chin up, represent your roots. posse out, yo* *sorry molly _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+