On Blind Date (which is apparently like "The Dating Game" in America) the other night there was a round where the girl has to pick a boy out of three boys by asking questions, yes, which is what happens every week, but, this time the three boys were EXACTLY the same, like EXACTLY, like, so EXACTLY that they can't even be twins, there are three of them for a start. Two boys were wearing the same blue shirt and black trousers and one other boy was wearing a red version of that same shirt and black trousers. The girl picked the one in red shirt at the end. Note to self: Wear red shirts. Speaking of blind, there is a little park next to my place of work, which I always thought was quite pretty despite being bit run down, but I've never really discovered the true inner beauty of it until yesterday on my way to work, I was greeting by a man with the most radical pair of trousers - they were flesh coloured - wait, no, he just had no trousers on, hang about, if he wasn't wearing trousers why was he checking if his flyers were undone? NO! he was playing his human flute! In public, one hand on hip and the other hand letting it rip. Exactly what I needed to see on a Monday Morning on my way to work, exactly what everyone need to read about on a Tuesday Afternoon. Note to self: Don't wear flesh coloured pants Speaking of intricate fingerwork, did you know that we're all going BOWLING this SUNDAY? @ Finsbury Park, Rowens Entertainment/Bowling centre. I'd just remembered how early 2pm is, so NOW it's at 3:30pm! This gives people chance to come on time despite being hungover. Ok? So bowling: 1) This sunday 17 Nov 2) 3:30pm 3) at Rowens Entertainment, Stroud Green Road, Finsbury Park I've even got a map thing here http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?addr1=Everton+Forbes+(W+I+O+N+O)+Trav els+Ltd,+11&addr2=Stroud+Green+Road&addr3=London&pc=N4++2DQ&client=public&gr ide=531385&gridn=186837&scale=10000 I've already got quite a few confirmed attendances and mostly of girls (woohoo!), so we need more boys - wait what am I talking about... more girls yeah! And invite your friends etc. to come bowling! Email me if you have probs or want my phone number for chatting me up with. Note to self: Wear bowling shoes. Hark Hester said:
.. Anyway, those of you who've heard the new St Etienne offering "Finisterre" will recognise the line...<<
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