Hello sinister. Ive decided that instead of being a Lazy Poster, which I was previously, Im now going to be an Active Lurker, not that it matters much. Im glad I cleared it up though. Now onto far more pressing matters. I was watching Top Of The Pops on Friday. Its not a regular thing for me I just happened to be flicking around the channels. Mo Fire Crew performed some UK Garage tosh, but it was really quite enchanting, because although theyre all probably hard as fuck, drive Audi TTs and rap about Bolly (I think thats what they were talking about but theyll never get anywhere if they dont *annunciate*), they were wearing Sylvester & Tweetie-Pie sweaters and hats, and spent the entire song clutching their nuts. This amused me greatly. Indeed, as another member of this parish remarked to me yesterday, viva the Twee Garage revolution stand by for a So Solid remix of Shoot The Sexual Athlete. If they dont do it, I will. You think Im joking Indeed, quite apart from Sinister people remarking to me about Twee Garage, yesterday was spent in quite a Sinister mode (hows that for a segue?). The afternoon was passed at my first Sinister Fitba match, and splendid fun it was too. Deft skills were demonstrated by six listees (or ex-listees Im not sure), and I turned up too. It was a hard fought game, and I can say very proudly that the other team won because during the next-goal-wins-because-all-of-a-sudden-its-pissing-it-down-and-I-could-really-murder-a-pint stage of the game I managed to score an own goal in quite spectacular fashion OFF MY ARSE. Anyway, enough content. Irritatingly, Ive discovered that the new Travis song is rather good. Peculiarly, it has all the ingredients of any normal Travis song non-sensical/repetitive lyrics, really naff rhyming and more Byrds-pastiche than you can shake a Aphex Twin record at, but despite all this its quite wonderful. Im slipping, I tell you, Im slipping next Ill be saying that the new Oasis song is good. Irritatingly, the new Oasis song isnt too repellent either. Mind you then again, Ive always held a torch that Oasis will one day come good again, and this might just be the time Enough, I tell you, enough. Love Asm.x ================================ "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but he certainly has a good vocabulary" - Holden Caulfield "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" - Mary Cohen _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+