hiya oh! i'm a bag of nerves as this is my first ever post. i have no sensible reason to feel nervous, however, as i am a genius inventor. Yesterday, i invented a new drink, which i advise all fans of it's constituent ingredients to try. however, i will first go through the thought process involved. this is a process that i believe all inventors should use. and is in two simple points. 1. think of your favourite things 2. combine them anyways, whilst pouring ribena into a glass to the desired undiluted level yesterday, i remembered that in an act of extravagance i had bought a bottle of irn-bru from tescos. then it struck me. why not combine them?! after a wee bit of experimentation i found that by slightly increasing the normal proportion of ribena, then filling the glass with irn-bru, i had made a drink fit for gods, and therefore certainly the nice people on the sinister mailing list. also, i was wondering if anyone can define the difference between a shirt and a blouse, as my dad seems to think my favourite shirt is a blouse (a building society blouse, even). thirdly, if there are any sinister spotters in ipswich, keep an eye out for a tall skinny boy with a kind of white-boy afro, probably wearing some nice flares, and being shouted at by small children in white tracksuits. actually, if there is anyone on sinister in ipswich, or nearby, it would be nice to speak to you. byebye, piddlemonkey -------------------- talk21 your FREE portable and private address on the net at http://www.talk21.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+