Doing my Apple For Teacher bit, I think that Honey's posts, even if they are necessitated by less than cuddly things, are word for word the most thoughtful, well-expressed and completely darling things posted by anyone. I bet he ends up number one...If anyone could now pull me out from Honey's behind, it would be much appreciated, there's not much air in here... However...not only is there never any smut from his end (hmm - not sure I like the sound of that) but he increasingly seems to be soliciting bribes of a woollen/sexual nature, and we all know about power corrupting...I reckon that if Mr Mitchell is indeed receiving such overtures, then we should be the first to know about them, in all their gory detail. How about it, Honey (and I bet you're really called that due to you predilection for certain sweet foodstuffs in compromising positions...)? After Lesley Jo's kind offer to go out with everyone on the list (at once? Does that mean we'd all be, like, going out with each other too, or would we have to take turns?), I thought I'd share a deeply distressing moment from my past with 800 people. When I was 15, I went out with a girl who, it turned out, was using me as an experiment to figure out her sexuality. I think you can all figure out what the result was. What surprised me was the number of my friends this has happened to, both male and female. What also surprised me is that I heard on the weekend that she's getting married. To a boy. Obviously I only put her off for (erm) just over 9 years, then... Other pop shots: Stuart - crush update pleese.........John - I can let you have an only slightly torn "Mad as fuck" Carter t-shirt for a pony, but better get in quick, it's bound to go go go.........Anyone slagging off gingers had better have a mighty good excuse otherwise there'll be bashings - although I only have a wee bit of ginger in my sideys (and only in a particular light), I've got a fetish for pre-raphaelite (sp?) lovelies with locks aflame, which is why any mention of all things auburn makes me tingle somewhat.........Reid Dossinger truly is the bomb, despite my list crushes quotient being full and the fact that he's a boy.........David Kitchen, you'd better bloody hope that the "s" in shtml is in full effect, what with your rather rash declaration that "the rest of the new e can be found in the discography section".........I accidentally misread McMick's ICQ number as his IQ, which was impressive, if only for a fleeting moment, though I did wonder what kind of person put their IQ in their signature file :)........ooh gawd, I have to find a poem - would it be a little too sycophantic for *me* to choose one of Archel's beautiful poesies? Possibly...... Sebastian Brennan ate my hamster, Markx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+