I have (in the last few years) slowly developed an infatuation with an old friend-girl, who in her own way is the perfect match of Isobel Campbell (or at least the Isobel that I have in my head). Her name is Agnes, and I haven't seen her in three years. I had the biggest crush on her while she was here, but I had a five year girlfriend at the time. Agnes moved to Utah and I occasionally forgot about her. My girlfriend and I are recently split, which is a shame because she had become the quintessence of twee during the time that I was dating her. So, my thoughts have turned to Agnes...and they stay there. And while Agnes and I are in contact, e-mailing poems and sweet messages, I'm uncertain what I should do, being that I live in Kentucky and she lives in Utah. I graduate this semester, and I'm falling in love with her at a rapid speed, as if I were making up for lost time. She seems to be appreciative and interested in my love (but is smarter than me and more realistic about flights of long-distance romantic fancy). I don't really know what to do. I thought that it might be therapy to write the list. I have a Lazy Line Painter Jane complex to boot because I'm attracted to girls that make wierd little scrapbooks like the one in the video. The only problem is that these girls don't exist here (or they are hiding). But Agnes is Lazy Line Painter Jane to me. Identity crisis: when a song is manifested onto an adored friend. Oh well... It is rather hard to find an indie girl in a non-indie world. I think everyone on the list can relate because we all seem to be born too late (or too soon, I can't decide). People are too-cool-for-the-school now and whether we're talking about townies or frat boys, nobody cares to understand the indie lifestyle, the sad and lonely world of being a Belle and Sebastian fan. As much as this list brings me happiness by uniting the scattered sensitive childlike creatures of the world, it also makes me sad that you all aren't here to hang out with me and get to know me. Maybe I'll meet more interesting people when I move to Chicago (to study at Second City) or to Salt Lake City, Utah (out of love and no other reason) but I'm close to miserable right now...and that pretty much sucks. Love, Colin _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+