Hello folks, The song which won this year's German "Song for Europe" has bagpipes in. Don't get excited though, you won't be seeing it on Saturday as it has since been disqualified. The presence of bagpipes may have been a contributory factor, but the real reason for it's disqualification was much more "My Lovely Horse". The bookies are tipping Iceland to win Eurovision, but I think Israel are going to make it two in a row with their very own top boy band Eden. Eden nicked all their ideas from Roolz you know. Will all you people who went to see St Etienne recently be asking for your money back? My guess is that they used an animatronic robot Sarah Cracknell to replace the kidnapped genuine article. Did she wave feather boas around? The real Sarah Cracknell is allergic to feathers, so it definitely wasn't her. Carsmile Steve, I told you, any fool can play bass. Just find someone who looks rock'n'roll and stick the damn thing around their neck. How do you think Warrander ended up in Roolz? In the unlikely event that they can't pick it up in a couple of hours you can always turn the volume right down and let them posture instead. No one will notice. Honest. I mean, you don't want Mark Bloody King do you? You can't be that anal about eighties music. If monkeys are the new Rock'n'Roll will Keith Harris be making a comeback? Kevan The Fat Slug Have you Rooled? http://www.roolz.ukf.net/ *********************************** chickclick.com http://www.chickclick.com girl sites that don't fake it. http://www.chickmail.com sign up for your free email. *********************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+