Hewwo, Ok, bad subject line I know. Only two days 'till I go on holiday! Yay! My copy of Nalda Said arrived in the town bookshop today, but, through extrordinary willpower, I'm not opening it 'till I get on the plane. Well, maybe just a peek... My ex boyfriend (yes I have one) phoned me up this morning, all angry. Apparently he met some girl over the internet called Jenny, who's 14, and he thinks it's me trying to take the wind up him. Well, I mean, it is me, and it's really funny, because he's a moke, but that didn't stop me being indignant at him. He phoned up yelling "does the name Jenny mean anything to you?" and I said "yes, it sort of does, because it's my name". Then he started doing the whole detective thing at me reeling off all the reasons why it might be me, but most of the reasons were all wrong and flawed, but I couldn't say, because if I did he'd guess it was me. God, I'm evil... Today, I'm going into town, not least because my dad's given me a fiver to get rid of me. He says it's for food, but I always forget to eat, so really it's for books. I'm going to wear my purple hat, and screw the hard kids. Well, not actually, because that would just be yucky, but you know what I mean. It's the one with a bow on it. No B&S 'till 2001. But that's ages away! I'll be 15 by then (ooh, imagine me at 15 - that's ancient!). You know what would be really shady? If they only played over 18's places. They don't gel with me, I'd have to hid under a nice legal sinisterine's cardigan, so the door-people wouldn't see me. And try not to mention my age in front of the staff, like I did at the glasgow pub-nic. All my friends are on holiday, and most of them come back when I go away. How moke-ish is that? That's why I'm now living in the library. Yeah, the books are my friends, they like me... Oh, libraries. I forgot, I haven't been to the sini-ville site for ages, and I'm the librarian there. Noddy juice is grate. Especially orange flavour. Juice tastes much better if there's a picture of Noddy and Big Ears on the carton. Noddy alcohol would be grater than grate. I'm off now, Hugs, Jen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+