Hallo weeners! How are your halloweens? Hope it's going well, mine has been spooky. This morning everyone in my department has been a calm day, nothing was happening at all, in fact, you can even say that it was a bit dull. Then there was a meeting for all of the permanent staff in my department, leaving just me to answer all of the phone calls. Suddently, everyone from the whole of the UK, and some from Jupiter decided to call into the office with a godzillion (which is bigger than a gazillion) questions that I can't answer, and then as soon as the meeting was over, no one called again. Then, on my lunch hour, I was expected to find my car in the car park, and when I got to the car park, guess what? My car was there!! Spooky or what? Well, what I also found, was another car, parked perfectly in front of my car, boxing it in, in a total eclipse fashion! My car was just stuck there like a floater in a water closset, wouldn't move anywhere. Instincts told me to look around in search for Jeremy Beadle, to see if he's about, cos I was sure this was a practical joke, but nope, no TV crew, no nothing. I think a halloween ghost gave me loads of random phone calls today and moved a car in front of mine, just because I didn't give him a sweet last year. That's a bit narrow-chested if you ask me, I bet it's the ghost of Sporty Spice. Yes, so that car's handbrake wasn't on, but shh! You're ruining my halloween mystery! Youn and pez talked about Judy and the Dream of horses and the boy done wrong again.. personally I like both, I like Judy cos it's cute and it has a fantastic finale, and album enders should have fantastic finales like that. I liked The Boy Done Wrong Again for its sentiment. I remember I few years ago I told someone that my ambition is to one day write a really sad song that will make everyone cry, and then a couple of years later I heard the song and there was the lyrics "All I wanted was to sing the saddest song, and if you would sing along I will be happier", and I was like, "wow". Spooky, you'd even say. I always thought "Judy I don't know you if you're gonna show me everything" meant "I am going to pretend that I don't know you if you're going to flash your boobs to me in public", Stuart was trying to sound as if he's not a pervy guy, but a few years later he admits his guilt. "I'm not to proud to say that I'm okay with the girl next door who's famous for showing her chest". Another mystery solved... I'm good with mysteries today. Mysteriously Large Boobs and Red Bulls Ken _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+