Dear Fun-loving criminals, Oh, you do make me laugh. These past few days of mass hysteria have had me rolling in the aisles at times. I have no comment to make other than that anyone who feels the need to apologise to Momus (who, after all, has never apologised to us for being a creepy little pervert) has no dignity whatsover. Also to tell you that SOS is in fact two lists, one for me and one for everyone else. I snear at all the crap posts and poke fun of oppressed minorities. I'm a twisted ball of bitterness, high on my own rampant ego. What's more I eat babies. That's the sort of twaddle that makes conspiracy theorists feel the delicious thrill of victimisation and I'd hate to disappoint them. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. Actually, Trousers and Nick said it all already so let's talk about something less controversial, shall we? Francoise Hardy, eh? Lovely, lovely Francoise. What records to buy? Anything from 1962 to 1972, especially the late sixties stuff. And there's a Jacques Dutronc double CD called "Completement Dutronc", which is well worth shelling out for, cos about 3/4 of it is ace. The Wumpster just bought a UK girl singers compilation called "The Girl's Scene", which is pretty damn fantastic too. Once you've heard "You just gotta know my mind" by Dana Gillespie, you will never need you will want to grab the nearest person and make sweet sweet love with them. That's the effect it had on me anyway. I knew I shouldn't have taken my walkman to Asda's. Hohohoho. Have any of you visited the Roolz webpage? What can I say? It's a labour of love, and rightly so. I'm not flattered, because it's no less than we deserve. Finally, my new favourite joke, courtesy of Wardie: A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland, the class swot, jumps up and says, "Last year I got the measles and mum said it was very contagious." Then Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, jumps up and says, "My grandma says there's a flu going round, and it's contagious." Finally, little Johnny jumps up and shouts, "Our next door neighbour's painting his house with a two-inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious." Love tag x +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+