*---* HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINISTER BABIES *---* padraic doorey wrote:
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hi there...those of you who know me hopefully do not think of me a trainspotter.....anyhow, down to the business of issuing directions:
there are two stations in shepherds bush and it doesn't matter a fook which one you go to...
Er, 'cept there's a third, slightly nearer, tube on the Hammersmith and City line, 'Goldhawk Road'. Turn right out of the station along Goldhawk Road. About 200 yards up there's the Firkin pub on the corner that *you're going to meet everyone in anyway, right ?*. Follow the road left round to the Empire. I'm ready. Single pimple on chin (can be dealt with), minor scab under nose from 3am falling down jobby after some booze 'covered my ears' at the Notting Hill Carnival (the cool scabs and bruises on my cheek, have gone, natch). Otherwise, I declare myself of sound mind and fit body. I arrive; in my wake, the hideous stench of ominous portent etc. Think I'll be wearing a frankly silly Starsky and Hutch leather jacket, tracky top and v-neck t-shirt. And pants. English and American. Say 'hi Turt' or 'hello Ian' or 'watcha jackass bwoi', cos though I have the gob of hippo, I've got the front of a doormouse. yluTurt I want my records back And that motorcycle gas tank That I spray-painted black +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+