This list is much better than any Open University course on any branch of wisedom.Its contents clearly reflect its members global interest on how many answers they are able to get right on UC every Monday. a)Termochemistry :Constant which measures the relation between laces in shoes and sexual tendencies:I am worried about this discovery.My current winter shoes have extremely long laces ending in two leaves and they get undone constantly Am I homo,then? b)Genetics :No aunties in pop (I believe Dionne is only Cissy's cousin...). c)Zoology :Townies are some characteristic Brit species whose favourite habitat are grim shopping centres built in the 70's and fine establishments serving burgers and chips.Their survival is guaranteed by the fact that even in the best possible future of them all,the Welfare state won't be able to provide 'class'in the massive quantities required,as well as brains transplants,and other priceless items. d)Children psychology:Sniffing glue and uniforms sewed inside by mum with my initials and my 'coat in arms' = (xxx) have appeared together in the list and they are stored together in my mind.In my last year of primary school my desk was next to Barbara TroisFontaine's one.She was a really weird and bullied girl whose mum was a Belgian baroness and loved to borrow my Snoopy Peppermint-perfumed glue too often.It was my first and last experience with glue-sniffers.She and her frustated love for the boy working at the newsagent's at the entrance of my school could become the inspiration for some Stu's song. And some advice : Sarah, I am going to spend 3 years of my life (at least) in a really scary country,where cars are driven in the wrong way and alcohol cannot be purchased after 11,go figure! xxx(As sewed by mummy) Arantxa +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+