Best Bowlie bites: Ben's solidity at the back of the park, Trousers' trousers and Jim's fortitude between the sticks, despite getting belted in the face by his own team-mate - Damon, say you're sorry to the nice gentleman! And to Looper for needing to soundcheck and allowing us to take their place (I heard one of AC Acoustics, after we'd hammered them in the 2nd round, muttering that Looper had brought in ringers, which made me wet myself at the prospect) - shame we actually had to miss their set as a result :( Stuart M gentling ribbing me (missus!) for failing to get knocked out of the footie competition (and my legs still hurt, not least where Alasdair Cook, the world's best footballer (TM) callously took me from behind (missus!), though my buttocks aren't too bad). The impromptu set of Rod Stewart and Simon and Garfunkel standards belted through a megaphone by Struan, Stevie and a suspiciously giggly Sarah at the crowd as dusk fell on the Friday night. The ability of salt to soak red wine from carpets (seven spillages over the weekend - is this a record?). Meeting for the first time Fluffy, Ben, Laurel, Sarah W, CarsmileStevethenicestmanintheworld, Arantxachacha, Robin, Olga, Jordi, DM,C,UK, Joss, Damon, Giita, Giita's chum, bugger this is getting tricky, erm, oh yes, Ally&Ailsathenicestflatmatesintheworld, and several others who I am ashamed not to be mentioning, but you're all lovely. Meeting all the people I've already met, but who are equally lovely and too numerous to list. A photograph proving that Alix Campbell is the most beautiful woman in the world - it'll be on Honey's photo page before you can say Cate Blanchett. Lazy Line Painter Jane, with Monica proving that the size of your gob can be inversely proportional to the slightness of your stature (I can think of a few others this is relevant to :)). Tim's doppelganger did getting his come-uppance - I made him run up and down an unfeasibly large amount during his cameo as supersub for the Sinister footie team, and he almost cracked his skull into the bargain - let that be a lesson to him. Honey letting me rant on for ages about various thing, and harangue him when he made the mistake of giving me his mobile number, and meeting the Duke of Harringay who does, in a very real sense, rule the school. Worst bits: Pontins. They fucking suck. Pontins security - getting threatened with being chucked off site for having a party at 11pm when the entire place was heaving at 3am, though to be fair we did deserve having our heads knocked together for the abuse we were shouting at them from the safety of our balcony (ahem). Pontins check-in arrangements. What a joke. Pontins' fucking security wanker who felt the need to expose everybody's film during B&S's set. Probably the same one who sexually harassed several of the female guests, if reports are true... Not being able to stay the course on Saturday night thanks to far more exertion in the 5-a-side than I could cope with. Having far too much to do to actually see all that many bands - and Luna being onstage far too close to B&S. Snot fair... Hangovers. I am quite honestly still recovering. And no doubt loads more stuff that needs to be said, but will have to make occasional appearances in future letters as my memory's too fuzzy to mention anything else. I am sorry that I missed Nick Dastoor selling his body, especially at such a bargain price - I strongly advice any lovelorn sinisterines to get their kicks at foxy Nick's, as he doesn't really look like Neil Morrissey any more... So back to not having anything to look forward to... :( Love Mark xxxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+