Hello, I return from a several day wilderness of no email to a veritable plethora of electronic scribblings. And unlike most soaps you miss a few days episodes here and it's very difficult to keep up with the plot. Was Lixi's return to get revenge on whoever left her stranded in a prison of modemless life? Perhaps through the tool of Rick Wakeman? And let's face it he really is a bit of a tool. Does Ailsa's foreboding wedding mean the end of the (virtual) affair she had? And that Ralph Fiennes-esque diamond geezer will now be virtually stranded at the drive in, branded a fool... Oh dear, quoting Grease lyrics isn't clever... Actually, has anyone seen End Of The Affair? If so, is it any cop like as I remember being quite engaged myself with its litteratura origins. And all this crush business has really got out of hand now. I know you all mean to vote for me, but you must of all got my email address wrong or something. Or maybe my Grandmother was right. She once said while looking at an old photo of me and me in person, what a shame you used to such a handsome boy. Which was a bit harsh, especially as I was about 13 at the time. To be told your best days are behind you and you hadn't even shoved your tongue down someone's gob and wiggled it about yet was a bit much. Though, she also used to always say this is funny, you'll laugh at this and then recount a tale such as Tuc biscuits have gone up 1/2p or that her celery's gone brown. Which to be frank doesn't even give Les Dennis much comedic competition. This weekend also saw me leave my parent's warm and loving nest and flutter my wings alone to a nice twiggy abode with some drunken fops I stumbled across. Which now leaves my life with no direction as Timothy from Sorry! can no longer be my hero and guiding light. I'm thinking maybe moving on from Ronnie Corbett to Richard O'Sullivan's character in Man About The House or maybe Jacko from Brush Strokes. "Because of you...". Indeed. I think my trouble with keeping up with the plot has moved on to losing it altogether now. Ho hum. Must go and poach some porridge. Te ra, Martin ear confection recordings (http://www.send.demon.co.uk) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+