cue a very obvious and vulgar mishearing, but admit it, you all chuckled didn't you? huh huh firstly, apologies to anyone i was supposed to contact over the weekend; sleeping and seeing my family kind of took precedence over everything else *grins sheepishly* ok, the most exciting that happened to me this weekend was i found someone to get me into see hefner for free. this comes as a result of a)whinging about having no money b)being a girl c)spending too much time on the internet somehow this makes people want to be nice to me, try it, it really works. but don't tell anyone because i wasn't supposed to. can't remember if i told you before, but siniville now boasts its very own jaffa cake delivery girl - me! i will cycle round the town going up and going down, bringing you orangey delights. speaking of which, can you really get lime ones? i find the very idea quite shocking. also, yesterday, i managed to start two conversations about jaffa cakes in the jeepster chat room. this was achieved by mentioning them repeatedly until someone else took up the thread. try it with any random word or phrase and see how it catches on. i would of course have been in #sinister except that it won't speak to me, i thought it was just university computers that wouldn't let me in, but i tried at home and my pooter there didn't love me either. *sigh* if anyone has any suggestions to make it work, i'd be grateful. ordered my slipcase the other day, yes i am that sad, i need the complete collection of artwork, no really i do, but the postage costs nearly as much as the bluddy thing itself, most unimpressed i was. right, i'm going to actually do some actual work, in the library, a scary prospect i know, but i have to put my new found resolve into practice. love and jaffa cakes, fiona showing you how to write a needlessly long email with no content of any kind in one easy lesson +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+