so there i was, in the backroom of old navy, taking ahren from behind, and he was moaning and screaming something about zuchini, when the boss crashed through the door. "just what the fuck are you two doing?" she yelled. "lady, you just answered your own question." i says. i zipped up and left ahren there in an exhausted heap. so he calls me last night. he's crying. "i've got to have you" he's saying. and i'm just mumbling okays and whatevers wishing he'd hang up. but he's called three times since! the boy is absolutely infatuated with me. so i sent him a male strip-o-gram telling him it was just a one lunch break kinda thing and he's reading too much into it. i figured i could get my message across and give him a new object of affection at the same time. hey, everyone....stop sending so many damn messages. if you're gonna send a lot, at least make me laugh. -brad +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+