-----Original Message----- From: JOSEPH FOSTER <pasty@geocities.com> To: sinister@majordomo.net <sinister@majordomo.net> Date: 23 March 1998 15:18 Subject: Sinister: The oscars
Is it only me that wonders why the oscars are on at such a silly time? Surely they would be better off Starting a good 6 or 7 hours earlier So that then More people could watch them.
They seem rather pointless to me - but someone could probably get me to like them if they explained them to me. Why? Why? Why?
Cus staying up late is bad for your complextion And I'll never get to my lectures like this. If it started at around 5 o'clock Well then all of the celebrities Wouldn't all look so tired and sleepy Especially the younguns Like Leonardo DeCaprio
Maybe Leo won't be so very melodramatic if he was tired - a very good thing in my book.
Who may have paperounds and such like the next day.
Do you think he's short of cash?
Also it would finish earlier (well, that goes woithout saying) And all of the actors Could rush down the pub for last orders.
actors would have to drink orange juice - they would get in to trouble with their personal trainers if they didn't. Anyway, they have to worry about their multi-million pound earning stomachs and legs, so they would probably drink deionised super-pure h2o.
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