April is the cruellest month... but March, May and June don't look very hospitable either... No records before July, said Katrina the other day... What on earth are we going to talk about? I'm getting to feel like a WWI tommy stuck in the Somme as the shrapnel from the "biscuit vs bar" wars flies overhead. To keep me entertained in the weeks ahead I've devised this amusing little game you may wish to join in... Award yourself one point everytime... Someone unsubs to the list Someone asks for a tape of T*******k Paul offers to have your babies Award yourself five points whenever Mean Andy Dean says "check out the archives, dumbass" Keith says that he has a hangover Trousers forgets to find a Monday poem Susannah makes a smutty innuendo about Stu M Peter Miller is compared to an obese comedian Ten points for figuring out the full list of people genevieve has crushes on guessing who the "fake northy" is spotting a tagmail that does not contain the words "nymph", "redscum" or "francoise" starting an indie snob war between Tim and Andreas Fifty points for persuading the duke to come back producing a tape of chris leonard doing his matthis impression hearing Katrina say "personally, I don't have a problem with bootlegging" setting up a real church devoted to The Mink, the pyth and the holy swan One hundred points for finding the mastertapes for T*******k The first person to 500 hundred points wins! Stephen xxxxxxx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------