Umgowa Whities! Admittedly the frighteningly named Sinsiter list organisation does have some things in common with the Nazis, such as discipline, smart clothes and massive public displays of strength, but there the similarities end. If I had a pound for every disgruntled listee who compared us to the Nazis, I'd have enough for a McMenu. Why doesn't anyone ever compare us to Laurent Kabila's personal bodyguard? Sinister stands for brotherly and sisterly love. We have been brought together by our unfailing love for Belle und Sebastian. If "Legal Man" (note fascist undertones of title) is a Northern Soul stomper, does that make "Women's Realm" a Northern Soul Floater? We're going to have lots of safety Northern Soul Floaters on the concert boat, currently under construction in Hamburg. It's going to have a watertight DJ booth, and the DJ's going to be a cross between Chris Geddes and an octopus, so he can have eight songs cued up at once and then go for eight pints. "Judy is a Dick Slap" sounds like a Ramones title, doesn't it? DOESN'T IT? Oh bloody sod yer then. The Christopus will also be able to play eight keyboards at once, just like RICK WAKEMAN. No Jordi, that is not the correct word... Peter +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+