Hello again, Two posts in the space of three days. If posting to sinister were some kind of profession that one has a manager for, my sinister manager would be complaining right now about my suffocating posting schedule. But as it is, there are song title puns to be made, and there are soon to be more, from the exciting new album! I'm filling myself up to the ears with anticipation right now, and especially now, that I hear there will be a song called 'Mornington Crescent'. Which I presume is either a reference to the place between Camden Town and Euston, or a reference to that game that references said place. Would it just be a recording of Stuart playing 'Mornington Crescent', with some jaunty guitar in the background? Who would win? And by what rule would victory have been achieved? ---------- Sod it, I'm going to try and guess the whole lot. Act Of The Apostle Part 1 - Something about how this man once forgot his own song lyrics 3 times, until some cock from the crowd shouts it out to remind him Another Sunny Day - Global Warming White Collar Boy - A boy in a juvenile detention centre who got gang raped by fellow inmates, and then given the pearl necklace The Blues Are Still Blue - How Chelsea Football Club hasn't really changed despite the influx of cash from Roman Abramovich Dress Up In You - Transvestism, and/or the fur trade. Sukie In The Graveyard - Taking his beloved Suzuki Vitara to the pound after it failed the MOT. We Are The Sleepyheads - Date rape Song For Sunshine - Ozone layer Funny Little Frog - Result of a drinking game (see previous post) To Be Myself Completely - Parody of Radiohead. Lyrics: That there, that is me. I am here, this is happening. *wailing* Act Of The Apostle Part 2 - About how this dude sold a Belle and Sebastian ticket on ebay, for £30. And then the computer hanged itself. For The Price Of A Cup Of A Tea - Oh I don't know. Isobel? Mornington Crescent - Recording of Sturan playing Mornington Crescent Are you excited? Ken ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator@uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+